CHARACTERS

Endlessly argumentative and the butt of many jokes.

As reliable as a jacked-up, pyromaniac, unicorn.

Pedro once worked in a warehouse. Long ago.

Happy single brain cell attached to wings.

Angry at his station in life.

World's least cuddly dog.

In his head he is a school janitor.

Don't shorten his name.

Looks betray his likeable character.

Inadequate young man.

Cruel waster.

Really nice. Really slow.